Conversations with My Brother

So I'm chatting with my brother, Noah, on the phone, and he says two things that had me rolling on the floor.

My Dad says to Ava, "Are you a napkin monster?"
And Ava responds (instead of "I Ava [Her Last Name], her usual response to anything), "No, I'm a pig." Don't you just love two year old humor?

Later, I'm talking to Noah about my first week of neurology clerkship, and he interrupts (as usual), "You know, medical school is kind of like a yoga retreat. You do all this self-analyzing stuff. Except at a yoga retreat you get to do yoga, sit on mats, and eat grapes." With a father like that, it's no wonder Ava's the quirkiest kid in town.